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Ugly Food For An Ugly Dude

Ugly Dude


If you've ever ventured to look at some of the links I've provided to baking sites I enjoy, you've probably noticed that they they're all very pretty, and their baked stuff looks incredible. Oh, and with the exception of Sweet Boy, all of said bakers are LADIES.

I still don't know how I happened to find this blog, but I'm glad I did. Ugly Food For An Ugly Dude is Ugly Dude's contribution to the world of baking blogs, and some of his stuff sure is ugly.

What I love about his blog is the humour and honesty about putting a bunch of time and energy into a project that doesn't always look, but still often tastes, good. Plus, I think it really illustrates how the every man (pun intended), can bake up delicious treats.

Here are some of my favourite posts:





Coconut and Roasted Pineapple Dacquoise


Take a look... I'm sure you'll enjoy!
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Chocolate-Banana Bread Pudding

I'm supposed to be studying for a job interview I have this week, so I'm going to be brief in today's write-up and just give you the facts about this dessert:

1. If you need to use up leftover bananas, this is a great way to do it.
2. Chocolate and bananas are a match made in heaven.
3. I used to think that bread pudding was the same thing as blood pudding. I'm really glad I figured out the difference.
4. Like all of the recipes I love, this is easy to make.
5. This is really good warm, cold, with whipped cream or without. So basically, it's really good.

Enjoy... and wish me luck! :)

The ingredients:
Cooking the bananas in yummy, yummy butter:
Baked and smelling divine:
Topped with a dollop (okay, scoopful) of whipped cream:

Recipe found at Cucina.com
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Peach-Blueberry Crisp

After a long hiatus following my wedding and honeymoon, I'm back and baking up a storm!

This delicious crisp was made way back in August, when peaches and blueberries were bountiful (and cheap!) in Ontario, and just begging to be combined in a recipe. Luckily, I took the time to photograph this one, because it really turned out well.

I adapted this recipe from Andri Tscharner's Peach-Blackberry Crisp, and replaced the blackberries with blueberries, but you could use the original ingredients and I'm sure it would taste and look just as great.

I love how the flavours of the blueberries and peaches blend so beautifully with the simple crisp in this recipe, and the resulting wine colour of the baked fruit is just stunning.

If you enjoy simple, hearty dessert recipes, then this one is for you. With a generous scoop of vanilla ice cream, this is one recipe that served cold, will stifle the sweltering days of summer, and served warm, will cut the crispness (crisp - crispness, get it?) of fall.


The ingredients:
Beautiful medley of fresh fruit:
Baked and steaming:
Summer's bounty:

Peach-Blueberry Crisp

Ingredients:
4 large fresh peaches, skinned, stoned and sliced
½ pint fresh blueberries
¼ cup sugar
1 tbsp. cornstarch
1 tsp. lemon zest

Topping:
½ cup quick oats
¼ cup firmly-packed brown sugar
1/3 cup all-purpose flour
¼ tsp. nutmeg
½ tsp. cinnamon
1 tbsp. cold butter
1 tbsp. canola oil

Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 375°F degrees.
2. Spray an 8-inch square, glass baking dish with cooking spray.
3. Arrange peaches in the dish and scatter blueberries on top.
4. Stir sugar and cornstarch together and sprinkle over fruit.
5. Sprinkle the lemon zest over the fruit filling.
6. Mix the topping ingredients together, and sprinkle over fruit.
7. Before baking, place baking dish on a cookie sheet or a piece of foil in the oven, to avoid overflow onto the oven floor.
8. Bake for 40-45 minutes, until filling is bubbling and crust is slightly golden.
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Ice Cream Pie

It's been way too long since I last posted, and I do not have any good excuses, so I'm doing the only thing I can think of to win your favour - I'm offering you this simple but spectacularly delicious Ice Cream Pie recipe.

Feel free to use the ice cream flavour of your choice, and go nuts with the toppings if you want. This recipe is all about freedom and creativity!

I will admit that there is absolutely nothing homemade about this dessert, but trust me - everyone who tries it will rave. It's great for a hot day, or a big cookout, or when you're feeling a little - ahem - hormonal. :)


Enjoy!


The ingredients:
Chocolate sauce layer:
Followed by melty ice cream:
Drizzled in yummy caramel sauce:
The thing of dreams (and busted seams!):


Ice Cream Pie

Ingredients:
1 chocolate pie shell
1 pint ice cream, softened (any flavour you like!)
1 container Cool Whip, thawed
1/4 cup caramel sauce
1/4 cup chocolate sauce
1/2 package Oreos, crushed

Directions:
1. Spread the chocolate sauce evenly on the inside of the chocolate pie shell.
2. Spoon the softened ice cream on top of the chocolate sauce, evening it out with a spatula, until it's about an inch and a half from the top of the crust.
3. Drizzle the caramel sauce evenly on top of the ice cream.
4. Spoon the whipped topping on top of the caramel sauce layer, covering the whole pie with a thick layer.
5. Sprinkle the top of the pie with crushed Oreos.
6. Freeze immediately for at least 2 hours.
7. Allow to thaw for a few minutes before cutting.
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Pink Lemonade Cupcakes

When I was a kid, I remember attending a beach party at school where all the students dressed up in shorts, sandals and sunglasses, laid on beach towels in the gym, and ate popsicles while listening to the Beach Boys. Of course we were only pretending that it was summer, as the party took place in the dead of winter, with several feet of hard-packed snow on the other side of the wall, and the radiators seemingly hissing along to "California Girls" as they kept the room a toasty 25 degrees.

I'm sad to report that this is what our Toronto summer has felt like this year - imaginary. With temperatures ranging from 20 - 26 degrees, it's hardly been a scorcher, which is why I decided to use some creativity to recall the Augusts of my youth.

These pink lemonade cupcakes certainly do the trick. I adapted a pink lemonade cupcake recipe that I found on the Internet via Cast Sugar. The cake is moist with a slight tang, and the frosting is not overly sweet due to the addition of several tablespoons of pink lemonade concentrate to the mixture. The pink colour is fun, and adding lemon candies (tart or sweet - your choice) and other embellishments will perk your mood right up - at any time of year.

Enjoy!



The ingredients:
The batter, before the pink food colouring is added:
The batter after the food coloring is mixed in:
Baked and cooling and delightfully pink:
Frosting:
Smells (and tastes) like summer!:

Pink Lemonade Cupcakes

Cupcakes:
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 tsp. baking powder
1/4 tsp. baking soda
Pinch salt
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/4 cup vegetable oil
2 egg whites
1/3 cup thawed frozen Pink Lemonade Concentrate
1/4 cup buttermilk
Pink food coloring (can use gel, or use red liquid food coloring, but only a few drops)

Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 350 F. Line muffin pan with liners (makes 12 cupcakes).
2. In a small bowl, combine flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt. Set aside.
3. In a large bowl, whisk together sugar, oil, egg whites and lemonade concentrate.
4. Alternately whisk in flour mixture and buttermilk, making three additions of flour mixture and two of buttermilk, beating until just smooth.
5. Add just enough food coloring to turn the batter a light shade of pink.
6. Scoop batter into liners (fill about three-fourths full).
7. Bake in preheated oven for 20-25 minutes or until tops of cupcakes spring back when lightly touched.
8. Let cool in pan on rack for 10 minutes. Remove from pan and let cool completely on rack.

Lemonade Buttercream Frosting:
2 & 3/4 cups icing sugar
1/2 cup unsalted butter, at room temperature
1/8 tsp. salt
3 - 5 tbsps. pink lemonade concentrate
Pink food coloring

Directions:
1. Add the butter, confectioner’s sugar, salt, lemonade concentrate, and a few drops of food coloring to the stand mixer and mix on low using the paddle attachment until combined.
2. Turn the speed to med-high until the buttercream is fluffy and uniformly pink.
3. Pipe or spread onto cooled cupcakes.
4. Use lemon candies or other edible decorations to embellish the frosted cupcakes.
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Coconut Cream Cheese Cake

I've just got to say - I love coconut. I think that I could eat it on just about anything. Well, maybe not spaghetti, but you get the idea. I like it a lot.

I originally saw this recipe on Abby Sweets (I seem to be getting most of my inspiration from there lately), and knew I had to try it. I must admit, I was not disappointed.

If you're like me, and you really enjoy coconut, you'll love this moist, dense, coconutty cake. It's really easy to make, and the tropical flavour makes it a great summer treat.

Enjoy!


The ingredients:

Baked cake:

Frosted and sprinkled with coconut:


Coconutty Perfection!:


Coconut Cream Cheese Cake (adapted from Abby Sweets)

Cake:
1/2 cup butter, softened
1/2 cup shortening
8 oz. cream cheese, softened
2 cups sugar
6 large eggs
3 cups all purpose flour
1/4 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp salt
1 3/4 cups flaked, sweetened coconut
1 tsp vanilla

Directions:
1. Beat butter, shortening and cream cheese at medium speed with an electric mixer for 2 minutes or until creamy.
2. Gradually add sugar, beating for about 2 - 5 minutes.
3. Add eggs, 1 at a time, beating after each addition, just until yellow disappears.
4. Combine flour, baking soda, and salt; add to butter mixture, beating at low speed just until blended.
5. Stir in coconut abd vanilla.
6. Pour batter into a greased and floured bundt or tube pan.
7. Bake at 325 degrees for 1 hour and 10 - 20 minutes or until a wooden toothpick comes out clean.
8. Cool in pan on a wire rack 10-15 minutes; remove from pan and cool completely on wire rack.

Frosting:
Vanilla Frosting
1 1/2 cups flaked, sweetened coconut (toasted optional)

Directions:
1. Frost the entire cake with vanilla frosting.
2. Sprinkle cake with coconut and press into frosting where needed.
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Chipster Brownies


As a librarian, I'm always trying to put things into categories. Most things fit quite nicely under one heading or another - just check out my labels section on the left side of the screen.

But then there are recipes like this one that refuse to be categorized. One layer is a brownie, and one is a cookie, and both are delicious together. So is it a cookie? A brownie? A Crownie?

One thing is for sure - these are good.

I saw this a while back on Abby Sweets and was intrigued because cookies and brownies are comfort foods, and merging the two could only result in something amazing. I substituted macadamia nuts and white chocolate chips for the chocolate chips, and used a low-fat brownie recipe that I loved for the base.

The only downfall? Essentially cookies and brownies are two entirely different baked goods, so there is quite a hefty list of ingredients, and this recipe does take some time to make.

But the results are well worth it - just make sure you don't overbake these squares, because if there is one thing that will ruin a batch of cookies or a pan of brownies, it's overbaking.

If you like to be unique, or if you enjoy cookies and brownies a whole heck of a lot, then this recipe is for you.

Just don't bring these to a function with librarians.


The ingredients:

The brownie layer:

Baked!:

Brookies?:

Chipster Brownies

Brownie Layer:
1/4 cup butter, melted
1 1/4 cups sugar
1 large egg
2 large egg whites
1 tsp. vanilla
1 tsp. instant coffee granules dissolved in 2 tsps. water
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup cocoa
1/4 tsp. baking powder
1/4 tsp. salt

Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 350F. Spray an 8"x 8" pan with nonstick spray.
2. In a large bowl, mix together butter and sugar until well combined.
3. Add egg, egg whites, vanilla and coffee and stir until thoroughly blended and smooth.
4. In a medium bowl, combine flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt.
5. Add mixture to the eggs and stir by hand until just combined.
6. Spread brownie batter evenly into pan.

Cookie Layer:
1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup unsalted butter, at room temperature
3/4 cup (packed) brown sugar
2/3 cup sugar
1 large egg
1 large egg yolk
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 cup white chocolate chips
1/2 cup macadamia nuts, chopped

Directions:
1. In the bowl of an electric mixer, beat the butter and both sugars together on medium-high speed until smooth and creamy, about 3 minutes.
2. Add the egg and the yolk, one at a time, beating for 1 minute after each addition.
3. Beat in the vanilla.
4. In a separate bowl, whisk the flour, baking soda and salt together.
5. On low speed, add the flour mixture, mixing only until they disappear into the dough.
6. Stirring by hand, add the chocolate chips and nuts.
7. Drop the cookie dough by spoonfuls over the brownie batter, and using a spatula, lightly spread it over the batter so that it's even.
8. Bake for 40 - 55 minutes, or until the cookie top is a golden brown, somewhat firm to the touch and a thin knife inserted into the brownie layer comes out with only faint streaks of moist chocolate.
9. Transfer the pan to a rack and cool to room temperature.
10. When the squares are completely cool, carefully run a knife between the sides of the pan and the brownies, then invert them onto the cooling rack, and then turn right side up onto a cutting board.
11. Cut into bars, or use a round cookie cutter to make "cookies".